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Monday, April 2, 2007

Project Runway is...

And the Winner of Project Runway is...



Last night's season finale of Project Runway 3 wasn't much of a surprise. Earlier in the episode you could tell who they were setting up to win and who they were setting up to make you think was going to win. Going in, everyone though Michael Knight was going to take it home. I kind of knew this wasn't going to happen, because the obvious winners never win. He also had the worst overall collections and blamed it on his youth, 28.

The episode cleared Jeffrey Sebelia of being the "bad guy" by clearing his name after Laura Bennett accused him of outside sewing help on his collection. He cried tears of joy when Tim Gunn told him he could still compete. He went over the $8,000 budget but clearly had the best collection and won against Uli in the end.

I also didn't think Uli was going to win, because after viewing the collections everyone said hers was the best. Overall, I think Jeffrey was the best choice and yes he's a royal a-hole, but the show should be about giving the $100,000 to the most talented and not the nicest person.

They should've brought back Austin Scarlett as one of the models though. He would look hot in Jeffrey's dresses for that Elle Magazine spread.



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Princess' Dress

Giorgio Armani Will Design the Alien Princess' Dress



Sorry Chanel, Giorgio Armani has won the bid to design Katie Holmes' wedding dress when she marries Tom Cruise in Italy next month. Choosing Armani fits in with their whole Italian theme. The couple are rumored to be married at George Clooney's villa in Lake Como, Italy. Reps for George deny the story as just rumor and not factual.

A rep for the couple said, "I can confirm that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have asked Giorgio Armani to design their official wedding attire for their upcoming marriage."

Tom should match Katie in a white straight jacket. That's just my two cents.

Sorry I'm still using cat photos, but I can't bear to look at Tom's crazy ass grin for a while.

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What the Hell Kind of GD Photoshoot is This?

What the Hell Kind of GD Photoshoot is This?



Nicky Hilton is seen here taking part in some nude photoshoot featuring truly fug models. I'm not sure what the concept it, but if Nicky is in it than I have to hand it to the photographer. Drawing attention from Nicky's fug face by using twigs and berries is the way to go.

The dude's dick is a little on the small side and his nuts are a little on the huge side, but beggars can't be choosers. Click photos to see larger and trust me, it doesn't get that much bigger.






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America's Next Dumb Photoshoot

America's Next Dumb Photoshoot



What the hell is wrong over at ANTM?! These photoshoots are getting lamer and lamer. This week the girls had to portray "celebrity couples" and posed with themselves. They failed to portray two of the most famous celeb couples, TomKat and Posh & Becks. I mean, I still don't understand why they can't do normal shit. This show is going downhill fast and needs desperately to pull itself back up. AJ was sent home over that man Jaeda. I don't know what's going on, but he/she has been in the bottom for the third time. Tyra must be sucking her dick!

I still think Caridee is going to take this in the end, but I have a feeling the photoshoots are only going to get worse. Apparently, Fabio is their shoot partner next week. Ugh.

My Favorite This Week: AJ (above) - Because homegirl knew this photoshoot was lame.

My Least Favorite: Brooke (below) - Because Britney Spears hasn't looked like that for at least 20 years!




Melrose as Donald & Melania - Michelle as Ellen & Portia


Jaeda as Bobby & Whitney - Eugena as Beyonce & Jay-Z


Anchal as Oprah & Steadman - Amanda as Ashton & Demi


Caridee as Brad & Angelina

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Blohan attended Tommy Hilfuglies store

Flamer and the Tramp



Blohan attended Tommy Hilfuglies store opening in Paris last night and donned some tap shoes and a costume. She probably knows that Tommy likes it campy, the old queen!

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Save Tinkerbell



Parasite Hilton claims she wants to distance herself from the "porn thing", but bitch went out yesterday looking like she was about to shoot a gang bang flick. Seriously, she looks like a hooker with that new hair. Anyway, she was probably focusing on herself as usual while she dragged poor Tinkerbell across a parking lot.

Somebody please tell Tink that it's ok to bite this bitch in the bagina.

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Knight Is...But He's Come Out!

I'm Not Sure Who T.R. Knight Is...But He's Come Out!



"I guess there have been a few questions about my sexuality, and I'd like to quiet any unnecessary rumors that may be out there. While I prefer to keep my personal life private, I hope the fact that I'm gay isn't the most interesting part of me."

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Afternoon Crumbs



Tori Spelling's baby is going to choke on a lot of silicone - ONTD

Kate Bosworth is going downhill fast - Just Jared

Did Avril pull an Asshole Simpson? - Egotastic!

Flashback to one of the worst Oscar dresses ever - Cityrag

We see through you, Rachel Bilson - Hollywood Tuna

Diddy talks about his group sex days - Hollywood Rag

The chick from My Name is Earl gets promised - IDLYITW

Lost's Gilligan's Island revelation - Popbytes

Pete passes Kate some kind of new disease - Popsugar

OJ Simpson has lost his mind, again - Mollywood

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Daniel Smith Will Be Buried Today

Dannii Minogue

Viggo Mortensen (48)
Rob Cesternino (28)
Snoop Dogg (35)
Dannii Minogue (35)
Danny Boyle (50)
Tom Petty (56)

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Thursday, October 19, 2006
Should Isaiah Washington Be Fired?



The fight between Isaiah Washington and Patrick Dempsey may have ended with their fellow Grey's Anatomy co-star, T.R. Knight being outed. During Isiah's and Patrick's fight, he yelled, "“I'’m not your little faggot like T.R."

T.R. Knight came out later today due to rumors surrounding the argument.

Sources on the set claims that Isiah may lose his job to do this little slip.

Should he fired? Yes, but not because he outed a bitch...but because he's damn ugly!

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Dreamgirls Overload

Dear Madonna/Madge/Ester/Mrs. Ritchie/Mrs. Penn

Dear Madonna/Madge/Ester/Mrs. Ritchie/Mrs. Penn

Be not deceived: God is not mocked. For what things a man shall sow, those also shall he reap. For he that soweth in his flesh of the flesh also shall reap corruption. But he that soweth in the spirit of the spirit shall reap life everlasting.



Um...Totally?


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